jukcasual·UKCasualbyjobbies Why does Andrew Tate dress like he stumbled backward through River Island in 2002?View original on lemmy.zip11Comments11Reply
ffakeman_pretendname feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyBecause for some reason he's not in prison. He should be in prison, wearing prison clothes.12Reply
TTylerdurdon lemmy.worldBecause that's how a real man does it. Just like how he never cries like a real man, and sticks his thumbs up his ass during auto-felacio like a real man.7Reply
Schwim Dandy piefed.zipIt takes a while for the big labels to come out with their "Human Douche" lines.6Reply
DDr_Fetus_Jackson lemmy.worldBecause if you're going to be a douchy bear be a douchy grizzly, I guess.2Reply
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Because for some reason he's not in prison.
He should be in prison, wearing prison clothes.
This.
Because he's a prick.
why is he out of prison?
Because that's how a real man does it. Just like how he never cries like a real man, and sticks his thumbs up his ass during auto-felacio like a real man.
Money can't buy taste.
It takes a while for the big labels to come out with their "Human Douche" lines.
Is this guy still "a thing"?
If you're talking about his micropenis then yes.
Gotta distract down that tiny chin somehow
Because if you're going to be a douchy bear be a douchy grizzly, I guess.