Nah, mermaid be half-fish, not half-dolphin. Dolphins don't have scales.
Though if it were half-dolphin mermaid... Then, yeah. I'd agree. By all accounts, dolphin sex is fantastic.
(And, yes, I'm also ignoring that not all fish do the 'lay eggs and then fertilize them externally' thing. Some fish actually do have actual intercourse for internal fertilization, using all the bits you're familiar with to do it. Except that the males have two of them, for double the fun.)
Another point is that most depictions of merfolk have their tails be horizontal (like a whale or dolphin), as opposed to vertical (like a shark or fish), which could indicate a combination of fish and dolphin. Scales, but horizontal tail 🤔
"idiots" oh you mean when your body is being flooded with hormones and your bones and flesh are literally expanding like a dinosaur pill in water. I wonder if theres some..
sort
of
scientific
event
that could explain
their sometimes emotional actions
instead of "dumbness"
most people use meta services, "dont care" if all their data is being leaked, are happy to be recorded and to aid in genocide
I say the MOST never stop, but if youre on the fediverse, youre probably not apart of the most
Oh, it's all fun and games until the next oil spill, or off shore drilling accident, or they start dumping garbage on you.
Little mermaid girl is going to end up gagging on industrial pollution and toxic algae blooms. That's assuming she doesn't starve because of depleted fisheries.
Meanwhile the one on land is eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dew.
Come to think of it, those are a lot like gagging on toxic waste. So I guess it all evens out.
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To be fair, though, human sex is way better than mermaid sex.
Watching some guy fertilize your eggs after you lay them ... it just isn't the same, you know?
I was thinking it would be more like dolphin sex.
Nah, mermaid be half-fish, not half-dolphin. Dolphins don't have scales.
Though if it were half-dolphin mermaid... Then, yeah. I'd agree. By all accounts, dolphin sex is fantastic.
(And, yes, I'm also ignoring that not all fish do the 'lay eggs and then fertilize them externally' thing. Some fish actually do have actual intercourse for internal fertilization, using all the bits you're familiar with to do it. Except that the males have two of them, for double the fun.)
Another point is that most depictions of merfolk have their tails be horizontal (like a whale or dolphin), as opposed to vertical (like a shark or fish), which could indicate a combination of fish and dolphin. Scales, but horizontal tail 🤔
Give her a break! She's 14 years old, and as we all know...teenagers are IDIOTS!
I mean, so are most people, but even the smart adults were once idiot teenagers.
In the movie she's 16, so it's maybe slightly better.
...yeah, speaking as someone who has been both 14 and 16... no
Ive been 16 before but not 14. What's it like?
Kinda like 13, but one more.
"idiots" oh you mean when your body is being flooded with hormones and your bones and flesh are literally expanding like a dinosaur pill in water. I wonder if theres some.. sort of scientific event that could explain their sometimes emotional actions instead of "dumbness"
Ok. If you want to blame it on puberty, I never said when people start and stop being idiots.
They start being idiots the moment they're born, and most don't stop being idiots until AT LEAST age 30.
In fact I'd say 18-24 are usually dumber than 5 year olds, and piss their pants more often.
key word, most
most people use meta services, "dont care" if all their data is being leaked, are happy to be recorded and to aid in genocide I say the MOST never stop, but if youre on the fediverse, youre probably not apart of the most
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Oh, it's all fun and games until the next oil spill, or off shore drilling accident, or they start dumping garbage on you.
Little mermaid girl is going to end up gagging on industrial pollution and toxic algae blooms. That's assuming she doesn't starve because of depleted fisheries.
Meanwhile the one on land is eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dew.
Come to think of it, those are a lot like gagging on toxic waste. So I guess it all evens out.
So, the Little Trashmaid (well, a slightly less-dark version than your story)
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/the-little-trashmaid/list?title_no=300138
Mermaids are famously delusional about the lives of humans.
A forest would be so magical to them though.
Nah, blackflies.
I mean.......whys it gotta be about the fly's race?
This entire comic, written by a human, is the second panel of this comic.