UP man bites his neighbour’s genitals in fight over goats
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I'm beginning to wonder if Uttar Pradesh isn't India's Florida.
I hope so. I'm starting to see a pattern in Florida Man's behavior. Typically something to do with fucking alligators, public indecency, and crack or meth. I need some variety.
You should check out Iowa then.
What's "UP man"?
Not much, you?
Uttar Pradesh, it's a province of India
I was thinking upper peninsula, as in Michigan. I wouldn't be surprised if the story was from there.
It's basically the same thing but in India. Lots of conservative dimwits with too much free time and alcohol.
I was just stepping into the joke that was unintentionalaly set up. But thank you for the genuine response.
I'm from Michigan. 'UP' is what we call the upper peninsula. I was very confused for a second
Wait…. This isn’t a Yooper Man (close cousin of Florida Man?)
Edit: the article is about India. No idea what “UP” is…. But I’m just gonna go with “India has Yoopers too”
A North Indian state
Honestly this isn't that far off base for some of my mom's Yooper relatives, meth is a hell of a drug
Thanks, I interpreted it as “University professor” at first. I stand corrected.
He really looked at his neighbor and decided U don't P :|
how WouLD You liKe iT if a goat WANdERED over aNd bIT You IN ThE Nuts?
dude calm down
chomp
okay I'll tie him up
No one tell me different this is how I imagine it went
Lots to unpack here
Ace Steel just got fired and he’s already back to his old self