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Right? how come every massively expensive watch has the same boring 70s design? (Oo, add a few zeros and we'll put a shiny rock on the face bitch please)

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❌ eye catching ✔️
❌ keeps em ribbited ✔️
✔️ says: "I'm a douchebag" ❌

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The left one makes you seem like a self important prick, the right one is a fun conversation starter and will make people think you're quirky. "Oh, look, it's the frog guy!"

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frog rule... frule... | Spyke