Air Canada Introduces New “Vomit Free” Seating Class For Additional $50 | The Toronto Harold [satire]
Mississauga - Following last week’s incident where an Air Canada passenger was forced to sit on a vomit covered seat, the air line says they’ve taken steps to ensure that won’t happen again as long as flyers are willing pay. The airline has introduced a new seating tier called “Vomit Free”, that wi
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OP ate Ths Onion on this one, eh?
For anyone confused, this article is satire.
If you mean me, I certainly know that it is satire. I even tagged it as satire in the title.
For now.
“No seriously what do you think you can do about this? You’re our bitch. Now bark like a dog and we might let you on the plane.”
I ate the onion 🧅
I would think sitting in someone else's vomit would be looked upon as a public health hazard! I can't imagine this would hold up well in a legal setting.