Spyke

When you got off the plane did you just say "Trust me bro, I'm good no ebola here" when you departed the plane?

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My geography is shit so i had to look it up but yeah they are neighboring countries, so that alone is enough to make it risky.

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I'm an atheist but if there were a god that wanted to send a clear message about the consequences of picking the most antichrist-like leader to run your country it would be this:

You vote antichrist, you get a plague.

It already happened once 🤷

And by "antichrist" I don't mean the literal antichrist from the Bible. I mean, the person that's most unlike Christ:

  • Hates immigrants and the poor.
  • Super racist (let's just say he would never wash anyone's feet if they weren't Caucasian).
  • Hoards wealth.
  • Lies constantly.
  • Cheated on all his wives. Has children from three!
  • Intentionally spreads plague (e.g. COVID-19 spread first in Democratic strongholds/cities so he decided that was good for his chances at reelection and told people they didn't need to wear masks or get vaccinated).
  • Extremely vain. I don't know if it's possible to be more vain than Trump.
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