We're currently flooded the grass is underwater.
plemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbypnelego S/O told me to go touch grass, what do I do?We're currently flooded the grass is underwater.View original on lemmy.world10Comments8Reply
Aer lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhat I do is just order some fake grass from amazon, then wait a few days. Then just put it next to your desk. Problem solved... and if you're satan. turn it into a mouse pad. Then you can always touch grass!2Reply
ppnelego replylemmy.worldThe new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.1Reply
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Get your scuba diving gear out, bucko.
Well a blizzard came and the water froze. Now what?
Get your ice skates out, bucko.
this is S/O, they made an account to say this haha.
I am a very petty individual.
What I do is just order some fake grass from amazon, then wait a few days. Then just put it next to your desk. Problem solved...
and if you're satan. turn it into a mouse pad. Then you can always touch grass!
Does it count if i touch a plant in general?
The new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.