plemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbypnelego S/O told me to go touch grass, what do I do?We're currently flooded the grass is underwater.View original on lemmy.world10Comments9
Aer lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhat I do is just order some fake grass from amazon, then wait a few days. Then just put it next to your desk. Problem solved... and if you're satan. turn it into a mouse pad. Then you can always touch grass!2
fossilesque mander.xyz1Hide 1 replyAmazon has scuba gear. You can always sit inside until it arrives. Choose the snail mail option.2
ppnelego replylemmy.worldThe new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.1
Get your scuba diving gear out, bucko.
Well a blizzard came and the water froze. Now what?
Get your ice skates out, bucko.
this is S/O, they made an account to say this haha.
I am a very petty individual.
What I do is just order some fake grass from amazon, then wait a few days. Then just put it next to your desk. Problem solved...
and if you're satan. turn it into a mouse pad. Then you can always touch grass!
Does it count if i touch a plant in general?
Amazon has scuba gear. You can always sit inside until it arrives. Choose the snail mail option.
The new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.