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mtodayilearned·Today I learnedbymagnolia_mayhem TIL one of the Marlboro Men was named Dick HammerI have nothing else to sayView original on lemmy.world55Comments7Reply
nnormalentrance lemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyOn October 18, 1999, Hammer died in Long Beach from lung cancer at the age of 6910Reply
spinnetrouble sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 reply"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?" "Not right now." "A girl's gotta have her standards." If only Susan in Real Genius had had a Marlboro Man named Dick Hammer.5Reply
mojofrododojo replylemmy.worldChris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life? David Decker: She happens to be my daughter. Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.1Reply
ppiconaut lemmy.caSlab Bulkhead Bridge Largemeat Punt Speedchunk Butch Deadlift Hold Bigflank Splint Chesthair2Reply
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On October 18, 1999, Hammer died in Long Beach from lung cancer at the age of 69
I completely missed that
"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"A girl's gotta have her standards."
If only Susan in Real Genius had had a Marlboro Man named Dick Hammer.
Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.
Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Fun fact: his wife's name was Vagina Screwdriver.
Penis Jigsaw, at your service