I've been up for an hour now cause today one of my bandmates fired another one of my bandmates behind my back by telling her that I was in fact the one who wanted her fired but didn't know how to break it to her so I asked him to do it instead, when the truth is he wanted her out of the band because he doesn't want to be in a band with women. So I fired this douchebag and called her to bring her back into the band but now she's so upset by all this that she doesn't want to come back. And now I have a tour next week and it's just me and a drummer

And the worst part of all this? I DREAMED this. None of this is real. And I am raging mad about it and can't fall back asleep. I don't even have a band...

And now I've made an actual real note to tell all prospective band members that I will do all hiring and firing personally, as if this would ever happen in real life. All so I can go back to bed having the peace of mind that I've fixed this completeley made-up problem.

Anxiety dreams, man... they're... I have them.