Tlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid Hope my birth control worksView original on lemmy.world77Comments17Reply
gigastasio sh.itjust.works8Hide 8 repliesNot every hole gets you pregnant. Can’t believe I have to explain this. 🙄32Reply
exu replyfeditown.com2Hide 2 repliesssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIHOP1WIJXVmQLIf0+jo+Ov34QkC41jjzCQcnleNnAown [email protected] 42Reply
pticrix replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyOf course, a public key. You effing leftists. I only post private keys.26Reply
Matt The Horwood replylemmy.horwood.cloudOh, can I get a high resolution pic of your front door key as well?6Reply
pphar lemmy.worldThe different genetic sperm fight each other to the death inside, like that episode of x files with the antarctic worms. Triple penetration is super safe, nothing to worry about.9Reply
zzxqwas lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyNext time consider an orderly queue and a "please deposit DNA sample here" sign. Just in case the birth control acts up.5Reply
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Not every hole gets you pregnant. Can’t believe I have to explain this. 🙄
So you assume it was not triple in one hole? Beginner error
oh and what are your credentials?
Of course, a public key. You effing leftists. I only post private keys.
Oh, can I get a high resolution pic of your front door key as well?
Some videos I found.
Can't take no chances. Better safe than sorry.
Maybe it was series, instead of parallel
Congrats on the tp
Thanks. Charmin was definitely the right move.
The different genetic sperm fight each other to the death inside, like that episode of x files with the antarctic worms. Triple penetration is super safe, nothing to worry about.
Did you return them to the shelter afterwards?
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Next time consider an orderly queue and a "please deposit DNA sample here" sign. Just in case the birth control acts up.
I mean, is that not what they all did?
Surprise Baby Roulette!