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pawb.social

Normie christians : Jesus died for our sins

Based Christians : Jesus died on the cross so that this man's horniness could be forgiven also your sins

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I’m personally there for the resurrection sex. That’s gotta be like morning sex but waaaayyyyy better.

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piefed.social

In the medieval period there were nuns who were seriously into Jesus...

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Also (to the comment in the meme) you wouldn’t grant Jesus a little bj as relief as he’s drinking the cup of sin and being tortured to death for all humankind?

What kind of an asshole are you?

(Edit: humankind, mankind has caused enough trouble as it is)

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psycotica0reply
lemmy.ca

I think you're looking for the word "cue" my friend!

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I once masturbated to Jesus on the cross. I did it outside at a Catholic retreat on a Marian Grotto trail. I was a weird kid.

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