Not like the brand Crocs, but very similar concept. All plastic, weird colors, looks like nobody could be comfortable in them but somehow are, suited to their physiology.
That would be a silly waste of our nukes. Even if their home planet were around Proxima Centauri it’d take tens of thousands of years for the nukes to reach them.
Every country in the universe or every country on Earth?
I thought that every country launching their nuclear weapons at their own home planet sounds bad... But if that's every country on any planet, it's only worse. Better lose just the Earth than lose at least trilliards of other civilizations across the millions of galaxy groups out there. (Although, any planet which hasn't ended up with the dumb concept of a "countries" would be safe... Hey, maybe this is a good plan after all?)
Everyone immediately dismisses it as a promotional stunt for Crocs. The only ones who believe them are the Crocs company, who insist that the aliens either pay royalties or compensate them by appearing in advertisements.
We ask them nicely, but firmly, to leave our barbecue.
Isn't that just if they ask for their steak anything other than rare?
What if they were just making sure we were nice and plump before dispatching us for their barbecue?
Yeah, off to the beach it is!
Welcome to Costco. I love you
Fuck You! I'm eating!
Carl's Jr.
Employee of the Year
Every country denuclearizes immediately... By launching the entire planetary stockpile at their home planet.
That would be a silly waste of our nukes. Even if their home planet were around Proxima Centauri it’d take tens of thousands of years for the nukes to reach them.
Worth it.
Every country in the universe or every country on Earth?
I thought that every country launching their nuclear weapons at their own home planet sounds bad... But if that's every country on any planet, it's only worse. Better lose just the Earth than lose at least trilliards of other civilizations across the millions of galaxy groups out there. (Although, any planet which hasn't ended up with the dumb concept of a "countries" would be safe... Hey, maybe this is a good plan after all?)
Then we warhammer them.
Or
SuperEarth em.
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!
Everybody fights, nobody quits.
I actually got a battle coin from a craftsman at a fair with that on it. "Rico's Roughnecks. Everybody Fights. Nobody quits."
That and a BOS one.
Exterminatus!
Id laugh and wear space crocs too
Everyone immediately dismisses it as a promotional stunt for Crocs. The only ones who believe them are the Crocs company, who insist that the aliens either pay royalties or compensate them by appearing in advertisements.
Should we point at them and loudly ask what they are?
Might confirm we're the aliens from the future coming back to study primitive life.
That'd be rad as hell