Fcomicstrips·Comic StripsbyFelixCress Yes, I have a daughter. No shotgun or alibi though. View original on lemmy.world126Comments9Reply
MrMobius sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesBest way to cringe your daughter's boyfriend out of having sex with her in my opinion12Reply
lltxrtquq replylemmy.ml"Is that why she's an only child? Because having sex with your wife is like having sex with half your daughter?" It's a weird line of reasoning that doesn't actually make any sense.17Reply
DDoc_Crankenstein slrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyYikes. I thought we finally grew out of the "toxic overbearing father" trope.9Reply
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You didn't have to sell me on it that hard, daddy.
"Why don't we just skip the middleman and I fuck you instead?"
“Why don’t I have grandkids?”
Best way to cringe your daughter's boyfriend out of having sex with her in my opinion
"Is that why she's an only child? Because having sex with your wife is like having sex with half your daughter?"
It's a weird line of reasoning that doesn't actually make any sense.
I’ll do it while looking right into his eyes out of pure spite.
Yikes. I thought we finally grew out of the "toxic overbearing father" trope.
It's a trope because these people exist.
Jokes on you, pops.