Pat_Riot lemmy.today1Hide 1 replyWhen I get fed upp and decide to leave work early I tell my boss my anal myopia is flaring up and I just can't see this asshole making it to 3:00.8
CColeSloth discuss.tchncs.deI've got "narcoleptic anal glaucoma". I can't see my ass getting out of bed.4
When I get fed upp and decide to leave work early I tell my boss my anal myopia is flaring up and I just can't see this asshole making it to 3:00.
i call it "anal glaucoma" for the same reason XD
You guys have to work today?
You guys have to work?
You guys have to?
I've got "narcoleptic anal glaucoma".
I can't see my ass getting out of bed.
It’s called Anal Glaucoma, when you can’t see your ass coming to work