Spyke
kbin.social

First they drugged the spiders, and I said nothing. Then they drugged the lobsters...

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And I giggled uncontrollably because I was high as hell. I made sure to try the drugs before the lobsters got dosed. 😵

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Swimreply

tjose would be crabs, lobster is more of a sudoscorpion of the sea

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Swimreply

this is a million dollar idea right here

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jollyroguereply
lemmy.ml

I don’t particularly like lobster, it’s overrated, but weed lobster, shit… 😶

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Joe: Hey fellow scientist, I have a great idea for research. First we make a super sick super awesome pressure bong and then....

Fellow Scientist: Then what Joe? We study lobsters here, how are you going to justify getting stoned on work time and with expensive equipment?

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lemm.ee

That lobster is about to navigate/fold space for interstellar travel.

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kautaureply
lemmy.world

It’s about time we abandoned computers and accepted the spice

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canreply
sh.itjust.works
![Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/040/653/goldblum-quote.jpg)

makes

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Pair it with a nice chicken breast and you could have yourself a sky & high.

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A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.

"I wanna cook it, not torture it ok?"

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So wait... I might be reading this wrong, but it sounds like they took in the THC (detectable levels in all tissues sampled), but didn't really process or absorb it (minimal nociceptive effects). Did they just infuse a lobster!?

(Edit: fixed a word)

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lemmy.world

True goal of the experiment: Does a stoned lobster taste better, worse or the same?

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Hmm I know dolphins like to get high has anyone tried giving them the?

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