They kept saying "cyberhacker" on the evening news and it sounded funnier each time.

It's like waking up one day and finding that everyone is suddenly saying poochie-woochie instead of dog, even in formal contexts.

I’m learning really fast that people are far stupider than I thought, nor could even imagine.

What the fuck is going on

Yeah like when they can't be bothered to proofread or even skim their writing real quick to ensure it makes sense

Autocorrect. Period -> people.

What about exclamation marks, though?