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I always thought it said something about a baby on the table until just the other day I mentioned it to my wife and she was like uh no it says something about keys and my mind was blown, my life is a lie

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piefed.social

Back before Adam Corolla fully became the manospheredouche he is now, when love line was a thing …. The day System of a Down came on the show and we finally got the answer to why you leave the keys up on the table.

Those were the daaaaays

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ElJefereply
lemmy.ca

Please. Why’d you leave the keys upon the table?

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loveline with bored certified dr drew.
core memory unlocked

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Back when we seriously thought they had sung a song about The Legend of Zelda.

Link! Fill up your hearts! So you can shoot! Your sword of power!

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Wake up!

Grab a Duff and put on makeup!

Hide the donuts on the table!

Here comes Flanders with a Bible!

I don’t think you trust… In my ... self-righteous Krusty Burger. With free fries. For a limited time.

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In Armenia, first you get the sugar, then the kombucha mushroom people sit around all day

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Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house. | Spyke