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This blue water boi comes to you and smacks your rear with its' tail. How do you react?

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Try bulking and going into dormant states if it gets cold in your area, tried for this frame a few years back, Pescatarian diet works best in my experience

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The fuck are dormant states? North and South Dakota?

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Lol I'm just trolling, I don't actually believe in hibernationalism

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going into dormant states if it gets cold in your area

I'd love to, but the bourgeoisie are forcing me to work

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Rumour has it that the bear once tried to raid the federal honeycomb but the cells were so big it had to squeeze through and then it just stayed in the shape

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If I were an adventure time protagonist, I would have a bipedal shapeshifting bear as my best friend.

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It's your god given right to have those arms!

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