There's a woman who works in the same building as me, different departments, different employers, but our jobs overlap, so we end up working together a few times a week. She's got cool tattoos, she's got a nice butt, we have similar interests. She's a little awkward, but in a cute kind of way. If she wasn't happily married and currently pregnant, I'd have probably asked her out for drinks over a year ago.

There's another woman in a different building than the one I work at, but I have to go to that building a couple times a week, so I see her a couple times a week. We technically have different employers, but we're under the same program. She looks extremely similar to a porn star whose content I've enjoyed in the past. I've always tried to keep it professional, but it's hard not to think about what she probably looks like naked sometimes while we're yapping about work and invoices and other boring stuff.

I want to fuck my partners girlfriends mouth. She has the most enticing lips....

My best friend from college. It's probably a good thing we never actually got together though. She had a boyfriend/fiance up until a week before I moved back home and while a think we helped each other become better people is some regards, we also brought out a lot of bad traits in each other too. I think if we started sleeping together it would have ruined our friendship. To this day, I don't know if I could tell her no if she ever actually asked me to sleep with her.

I have two coworkers that I can't help but fantasize about.

I'd say mostly it would be friends, a few of them we've had sex with before but its been a long while since that sort of play, though they are all still close friends. Opportunities for everyone to get naked and fuck the night away are just more limited for all of us these days.

There are couple of them at work, but mostly only 2, the manager and the other under the manager. I want to be dominated by the manager in a bad way, and I want to fuck the other one or even be dominated by here. But you guys know, its ether blackmailed or fired, so its not worth.

Strangely, no one. The bosses daughter is hot (and older than me, don't get ideas), but intimidating as fuck with how she treats me like a child. I don't really have that kind of relationship with friends.

Co-worker is engaged and has a kid, unfuckable in my eyes (I have standards). Like, maybe if I squint and lower my standards?

There's like an 18 year old that admitted she has a dirty mind, fuck no, not touching her for multiple reasons. 1: she is disabled, 2: got a really special relationship (pretty much friend zone from my perspective and probably hers too). 3: Above mentioned standard (at least 22+, that's low too but I should not be picky). The rest of the women I know are all married, or have a similar relationship. Some I could in theory fuck, and would consider, but don't want to think about even right now.

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A dude friend of mine actually fucking admitted his thoughts randomly drift to me when he does fetishy stuff and felt the need to get that off his chest. I had trouble reading through the whole thing, and holy shit, hard not to be a bit flustered when getting described in such a way.

I was thinking "Oh ok, so he isbactually- oh geez, oh fuck. Did I break him?"I just replied "seen it coming". Then said more when I had time. I basically said some see it as creepy, but I appreciate the honesty and it is fine.

I can't describe the frustration of 2 things: he got the horny for me more than once, and I'm at fault for this position of his with the way I behave. I wish he would just go get laid. I do allow guys as well to use materials they find of me and satisfy themselves in any way they wish (it is a bit flattering too), but I can't bring myself to actively make porn of myself for, and pleasure a guy. He only left and trusts me in his server, and I just can only watch as he collects porn and argue over it.

The other frustrating thing is: there's a horny friend right there! I could take well care of them, but well, I thought about it before, and guys are just...I don't feel attracted to guys, I'd hurt myself mentaly and if I just send pictures and post things for his enjoyment, it would be rather one-sided, he would feel it, and it would suck.

I discussed ERP (he does a lot of Pokeporn), he said that unless it's like an OC that is a direct avatar/representation of a person, that just does not have the same personality/spice of that person. I would be willing to ERP, but obviously, it's not quite what either of us want.

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As for Lemmy users, several are interesting, but you can't really fuck someone over a wire. ERP/sexting is neat, but it is not the same, and not the same as meeting and "taking special care" of a friend that was not just there to fuck you for the sake of fucking you. I want to ponder to other's desires, not just pump them full of cum and dump them.

I want them to melt in my arms, and feel like they are in heaven. I want to experiment non-seriously, and mess sround. To find out what REALLY turns them on, to make beg for more.

I'm like a horny ferret right now, but one that would plant kisses on and worship someone.

Strange for a guy, I know.