memes·MemesbyThe Picard Maneuver It's time to come cleanView original on startrek.website795Comments11Reply
Xusontha ls.buckodr.ink1Hide 1 replyI know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it47Reply
bbastian_5 sh.itjust.works3Hide 3 repliesWell at least happy bir... oh it's not? Then it must be your friend's... oh...28Reply
thedrivingcrooner replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIt's my birthday today and I've already eaten 2 apple fritters and it's only 11am. I'm in this picture and I hate it.11Reply
VVenutianxspring replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyHappy birthday! Remember calories don't count if you don't count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow9Reply
iindulgence lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIf you enter into the app that you're American, it's expected.15Reply
ddoor_in_the_face feddit.nlJust write off the day and start again tomorrow. Maybe set a bit lower calorie goals for the next couple of weeks.9Reply
ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI feddit.deCalorie apps are a ploy by ZOG to get me to stop drinking their sunflower oil (I won't).6Reply
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I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it
Let me introduce you to the magic of... levers!
Well at least happy bir... oh it's not? Then it must be your friend's... oh...
It's my birthday today and I've already eaten 2 apple fritters and it's only 11am. I'm in this picture and I hate it.
Happy birthday! Remember calories don't count if you don't count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow
Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories
If you enter into the app that you're American, it's expected.
I'm going to trust your expertise, Indulgence.
Those are rookie numbers.
Just write off the day and start again tomorrow. Maybe set a bit lower calorie goals for the next couple of weeks.
Calorie apps are a ploy by ZOG to get me to stop drinking their sunflower oil (I won't).