Depending on how many friends could change the answer, too
Besides, if you fake your own death they are just going to try and send flowers and have a pizza party and try to get everyone else to work harder since you're not there. Plus its a trick you only get to use once.
Headset problems happen all the time. And with four hours to fill... That's a lot of fucking. Or a little fucking a lot of times. Or a lot of people fucking a few times? Dpends on the number of friends that are down and available obviously.
Waaaayyyyy more fun though
Edit: I'm stoned and horny so I'm sorry if this is rambling nonsense
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3 hours???? That's horrific
Much better being off naked (and an in-person team meeting that's waaayyyyy less boring)
"This meeting could have been a manifesto"
We just hit 4 hours, the all-staffs are notoriously bad but this is particularly awful
At 4 hours the only thing I'd be doing is mentioning headset problems in chat, and either busting out toys or getting ready for fun with friends....
That isn't a meaning, its a demonstration of legal torture
I was considering faking my own death, but your suggestion might be a whole (hole?) lot more fun...
Depending on how many friends could change the answer, too
Besides, if you fake your own death they are just going to try and send flowers and have a pizza party and try to get everyone else to work harder since you're not there. Plus its a trick you only get to use once.
Headset problems happen all the time. And with four hours to fill... That's a lot of fucking. Or a little fucking a lot of times. Or a lot of people fucking a few times? Dpends on the number of friends that are down and available obviously.
Waaaayyyyy more fun though
Edit: I'm stoned and horny so I'm sorry if this is rambling nonsense
What a delicious shot 🤤
Thank youuu!
This was definitely a better use of your time.
Honestly, this is definitely a better use your time 😍
Among the reasons I'm so manifestly against return to office mandates, this is one of the big ones...
10000%
We weren't meant to sit in a beige hellscape for the majority of our natural lives.
🥵Well we appreciate you sharing them with us
My "Strategic Vision Plan for 2026/2027" has been far more positively received than the one the execs presented, I must say.
No doubt lol
Hot picture! Now this will be all I think that everyone is doing on teams!
Don't ask me how I know that teams meetings timeout after a few days and have to be reset 🤮
Perfect angle. I'll think about this pic next time I'm in a disgustingly long meeting