Spyke

You got it backwards make your knob end into one of those. Prehensile ganglia and all. Great for carrying your lunch pail and leaving your hands free to play rock em sock em robots on the trolley car to work, which is the life we all truly dream of living. Two handfuls of robot and a wangful of leftover Persian food.

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Feeling a strange kinda envy for trans dudes who can roll up wearing one of these. Is that a writhing serpent suffering unspeakable agony in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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You reached the end

hmm | Spyke