I have spent too much time on the internet, and it has left its marks. My first thought was of "pet" in a different context. Brb, putting my brain into the dishwasher.
"Your owner was in a car crash. He's fine, but the dog food was in the backseat and it flew out the window. The bag suffered heavy damage. We couldn't save it."
"Your owner was able to buy a new bag, but unfortunately, by then the store had sold out of your favorite brand... Listen, I understand this is hard to hear..."
The sample / fill-in medical advance directive provided by my state has a section for "what tasks / obligations do you want carried out on your behalf" and one of the examples provided is pet care, but this seems like a poor way to state that.
My first time really looking at the background in that pics. Looks like it could be a doctors office or a vet. Maybe that is someone’s emergency contact, getting some bad news. If it weren’t for that woman smiling anyway, though maybe she is a psychopath.
This picture is just as old as the internet and I still laugh every time
It's a meme you dip
Yes it is, but why the insult?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8vKORzfshM
A pairing for your meme sir. Like a fine wine.
I have spent too much time on the internet, and it has left its marks. My first thought was of "pet" in a different context. Brb, putting my brain into the dishwasher.
hmm
I'm back! My cat was nice enough to put my brains back into my head, as emergency contact pets do.
did it work tho
No, the internet grime - just like most biohazardous waste - would need an autoclave to remove.
is this knowledge biohazardous tho
It is Bio-something for sure.
"What's that you say? You're down a well? Timmy, we talked about this."
Oh man... That dog got some very bad news in the final panel.
"Your owner was in a car crash. He's fine, but the dog food was in the backseat and it flew out the window. The bag suffered heavy damage. We couldn't save it."
"Your owner was able to buy a new bag, but unfortunately, by then the store had sold out of your favorite brand... Listen, I understand this is hard to hear..."
"I have some difficult news for you. You may want to sit down. ... sit."
Yes my emergency contact is my dog.
Or
Yes my emergency contact is my guest.
Guest would also cover coworker/friend who carried your dumb ass to the doctor after you got into a head butt contest with a brick.
But pet...? Yes my cat will pick me up
The sample / fill-in medical advance directive provided by my state has a section for "what tasks / obligations do you want carried out on your behalf" and one of the examples provided is pet care, but this seems like a poor way to state that.
Hello this is dog
My first time really looking at the background in that pics. Looks like it could be a doctors office or a vet. Maybe that is someone’s emergency contact, getting some bad news. If it weren’t for that woman smiling anyway, though maybe she is a psychopath.
“Wot mean no chimkem nuggers?”
also why are many options pointlessly gendered
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