I'm surprised that after a master's degree and a year now of working in a teaching lab that I haven't seen an example of all of these. But a new term starts in September and I'm holding out hope!

The fucking BaNd? every god damn time

I guessed 'the devil' was gonna be rather 'the bikini top' or the 'Pete the Cat', but it seems the satan worshippers got to it first

I was really expecting one of them to be Mr DNA