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Phoenixzreply
lemmy.ca

I hate the current internet, everything is light yellow text on white background or dark blue on black.

People figured this shit out way back in the 50s and 60s of the previous century, and yet, somehow that knowledge just... Poof, gone.

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teftreply
piefed.social

I just put whatever colors for text. Some of us don’t care if you can’t read it. I like the colors i use.

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Phoenixzreply
lemmy.ca

Some of us don’t care if you can’t read it.

..... ?

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Is there a question to go with your post or are you just confused that someone wouldn't care about some rando's opinion on their posts? If you want better text do it yourself, don't complain about minutia to people who make something. It's petty.

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Instantly heard her voice in my head, lol

Thanks for this

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feddit.org

Well Picard certainly doesn't own the Enterprise, but he also isn't paying rent. Is he a squatter ringleader?

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He's paying rent every time he needs to ferry annoying diplomats around that make him wear funny hats and say weird shit.

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He's definitely not the landlord, but perhaps he's in the 24th century version of Occupy Wall Street - Occupy Starfleet.

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Post-scarcity. If you need somewhere to live you can just get the replicator to make you one.

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"If your mission is to seek out new life, why did you go into space where there's literally nothing there?"

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

P: I command the whole ship.

C: Does that include the women's restroom?

P: ...

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Lumidaubreply
feddit.org

They obviously have bathrooms separated not by gender but by anatomical needs. Usage depends on what kind of organ(s) your species defecates from.

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midwest.social

I always assumed they were just a Transporter but you don't really go anywhere. Cleans you too.

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Lumidaubreply
feddit.org

Starfleet will surely accommodate the time-honoured ritual of taking 15 minutes to crap to get away from your superior. I refuse to believe they'd disrespect people's mental health like that.

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ummthatguyreply
lemmy.world

Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy.

(Not this but you know what I mean)

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Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that.

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