Spyke
feddit.uk

I didn't realise what community this was at first and was very concerned about OP!

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feddit.uk

I mean you’d probably still be concerned on meeting me, but I don’t I have an Elvis room in my house so there’s that! 😂

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There'd be an inevitable moment where you get up in the night for a glass of water, walk into the family room, and just see a blackened Elvis staring up at you.

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If AI could create a statue, it might look like this. Looks like it was designed by someone who has seen a single photo of Elvis and has a vague but skewed idea of human proportions

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did Elvis really play like that? what a psycho.

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artemis.camp

The level of commitment is ..is… idk… creepy? If Elvis were alive today, I’d encourage him to seek out a protection from stalking order maybe?

What I’m wondering is.. is that like a blow up doll of Elvis (filled with air) Or like a statue? Or is it made of cardboard? I can see they have a cardboard cutout in the corner.. my guess from this pic is it’s got a different look, 3D?

Maybe it’s a Elvis Museum? Mausoleum?

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Do you remember the creepy Ronald McDonald statue things they had back in the 90s that were made out of fibreglass? That’s my bet. A creepy fibreglass Elvis.

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