Spyke
lemmy.world

Donate blood.

Blood is transfusioned into a guy

Guy gets a boner

Your blood in his rod

You gave a guy a boner

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programming.dev

Lmao. At least he's doing a good thing for all the ppl who need plasma regardless of his motivation.

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Dasnapreply
lemmy.world

We can find a way to use the powers of simping for good and not evil.

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Our cells are literally shared

Jokes on him, plasma donations don't have any cells from him.

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lemmy.ml

I’m not sure why, but I’ve scrolled past this post at least half a dozen times and my brain still insists on interpreting the title as Latin at first glance. Like, I read the middle word as “doe-nah-tes.”

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lemmy.world

Not sure which person you are "who" -ing, but:

Ironmouse

Conner

Iron mouse has an immune disorder (CVID) that has her bedridden. Her and Conner together have raised quite a bit of money for the IDF (Immune deficiency fund).

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Sorry; I was 'who'-ing Ironmouse. I'd never heard of her before. I recognize Conner; I've seen some of his stuff although it's been a while.

During the pandemic my wife and I watched him play Among Us... a lot.

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