The forbidden fourth leche
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/53132549
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/53089196
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41332146
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Cuatro leches? En esta economía?
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Solo esos gatos gordos pueden pagar una leche cuarta.
Fuck do I need to practice my Spanish.
You forgot this: ¿
Imposible
Hear me out - cinco leches
whoa whoa whoa gettin a little crazy there!
Yeah, that wasn't cool. You can't just say shit like that.
Catorce leches
How many different animals do you really want to milk?
Cockroach Milk: Yes. You Read That Right
On second thought, I just realized I'm not actually hungry.
You're mad! You're crazy!
FUCK EVERYTHING, WE’RE DOING 17 LECHES!
I’m listening……
My lactose intolerant guts are already about to explode just by looking at it...
Skill issue
Depends.
This here being the shitpost community, my skill certainly greatly exceeds yours in this case...
3 lactaids for tres leches
4 lactaids for cuatro leches
Honestly, the instructions are pretty much already on the tin
I once encountered a legendary seis leches cake. In addition to the standard tres, it also had I believe coconut cream, almond milk, and dulce de leche.
Well, three
Is the magic number
Yes, it is.
More milk per milk.
The real shitpost ist reposting this image over and over so you have to go back from cross post to cross post.
I believe cuatro leches is tres leches with dulce de leche poured on top
But dulce de leche is brown... Both of these are white.
Don't be so racist about it! 😛
So what’s the fourth leche here?
I'd like to know, too. Condensed, evaporated, cream, and....???
Goat.
I'd try that.
I looked it up. Apparently it is usually coconut milk, but sometimes it's horchata.
The kid named leche:
Tres leches is a Latin American-originated cake soaked in condensed, evaporated, and normal milk/cream.
And it's wonderful. Cold. Mmm.
(I'm not an Amrican, but) This comment explains it. It's two similar cakes. The original picture is a joke about the number of "leche" you get.
Siete leches.
cuatro lechazos
There is an opportunity cost of not being able to do a whippit tho
I'd be happy with just one leche tbf.
Ohhh here I thought we were talking about "three licks" and "four licks" and I'm like how about you leave them alone!!