After my vasectomy I stopped jacking off to the Teletubbies and started making my own NFTs featuring Mr Burns telling Smithers to suck his dick. Best decision I ever made, can't reproduce and I made a ton of money. It's a shame I didn't get to live to enjoy it all, 3 days ago I died from an overdose in a Walmart fitting room.
A coworker at happy hour told us he had to be fully anesthetized cuz despite being sedated and numbed his boys were still hyper responsive and would retract up against him every time the doctor started getting close lmao
Dropping pants in front of the Dr and his female nurse was the most freaky part. But I quickly relaxed into it.
Make sure you bring one of those soft gel freezer bags to shove into your underwear for the trip home.
Nah, cone of shame is always on the part that agitates the area. The vast majority of dogs/cats with a cone of shame didn't have surgery anywhere near their head.
Except that after about 48 hours or so, it’s on… gotta flush those pipes… I was told 30 ejaculations before I needed to go in and provide a sample to verify sterility.
A vasectomy has no effect on your penis and you actually have to ejaculate as much as possible over the following 3 months to clear all the semen out of your system.
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That is not where the cone goes
Yeah it goes around your mom’s neck
That doesn't make sense? She's way too fat to lick herself anymore?
Why did they give bro that speaker icon irl?
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Handheld fetty wap, imagine what we could do with this technology
After my vasectomy I stopped jacking off to the Teletubbies and started making my own NFTs featuring Mr Burns telling Smithers to suck his dick. Best decision I ever made, can't reproduce and I made a ton of money. It's a shame I didn't get to live to enjoy it all, 3 days ago I died from an overdose in a Walmart fitting room.
What a ride.
That's enough internet for me. Everybody, go home.
I'm already home, where should I go
You’re doing great!
How good is the internet connection in the afterlife?
Okay, but the image idea for those NFTs is fantastic. Smithers would be so into that.
So much easier just being gay, just sayin’
😛
edit: sorry, guys-- I shouldn't be joking about other men's balls 🤪
But I like boobies.
Date fat men.
or trans women
sure... so do i... although, I'm guessing not for the same reasons you do 😁
I'm going for mine next week. Can't wait!
Oh my god, I've been reading "I'm going for nine". Nine what? Children? Get a cone of shame you maniac!
No more happy little accidents?
No woman shall have my seed!
I hope the username won’t check out btw
it's a pretty mild procedure. Nerve wracking, but the pain level overall is quite low. I was more stressed than anything.
A coworker at happy hour told us he had to be fully anesthetized cuz despite being sedated and numbed his boys were still hyper responsive and would retract up against him every time the doctor started getting close lmao
Dropping pants in front of the Dr and his female nurse was the most freaky part. But I quickly relaxed into it.
Make sure you bring one of those soft gel freezer bags to shove into your underwear for the trip home.
the trip back is probably when i will be glad we have air suspension
you're supposed to put it on the injured part
Nah, cone of shame is always on the part that agitates the area. The vast majority of dogs/cats with a cone of shame didn't have surgery anywhere near their head.
You're right I'm an idiot.
The cone prevents the grasper from touching the injured area
nah it just needs to be effective at stopping the injurious behavior: it should be like a giant tutu to be effective...
Except that after about 48 hours or so, it’s on… gotta flush those pipes… I was told 30 ejaculations before I needed to go in and provide a sample to verify sterility.
A vasectomy has no effect on your penis and you actually have to ejaculate as much as possible over the following 3 months to clear all the semen out of your system.