Let Jesus take the wheel

"Big crest! 5 Hail Mary landing! Tightens into 3 right, hairpin into confessional."

Turn right before landing so you don't flip it.

you're breaking the Pope Mobile Samir...

5 right over jump, don't cut, tightens.

Do a barrel roll

Let Jesus take the wheel!

Turn left, they're all sinners!

Do a uberbug

Bxe5 into 2 left double caution!!

Eject the pope for safety

Press F1

More gas!

Strike the bishop

Hit a tree.

should've bought a hilux...

If in doubt, flat out.

multitrack drift