Would you rather shit your pants every time you sneeze, or become deathly allergic to your favorite food?
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The pants-shitting would be like a full-on dump, not just a lil shart
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You could use a epi-pen for the allergy but you'd have to pay US Healthcare system prices for the epi-pen (even if you live outside the US)
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The second option and it's not even close.
Ummm yeah, definitely not the sneezing one!
I choose the not shit your pants on the regular option.
Second option by a wiiiiiiide margin lol
Adult diapers would make the pants-shitting a tad more tolerable, so I'll be the odd one out and take that option. Not to mention, constipation would no longer be a worry!