TheShitpostOffice·The Shitpost OfficebyBeep 💾 Floppy disks are like Jesus.... they died to become the icon of savingCross-Posted , via Shitpost Community.View original on lemmus.org16Comments2
Lvxferre [he/him]Â mander.xyzSnark I often say when Protestant proselytisers decide to bug me (this is surprisingly often): [Proselytiser] Jesus saves! [Me] Ctrl+S saves too, but it doesn't ask me to believe in bullshit. Now leave me alone.3
NNikls94Â lemmy.worldJesus saveD. Also, he died for our sins, therefore I must sin in order for him to not have died for nothing.3
Snark I often say when Protestant proselytisers decide to bug me (this is surprisingly often):
[Proselytiser] Jesus saves!
[Me] Ctrl+S saves too, but it doesn't ask me to believe in bullshit. Now leave me alone.
Jesus saveD. Also, he died for our sins, therefore I must sin in order for him to not have died for nothing.