So I used GCMM to move gamecube save files from my Wii to my PC, and then from my PC to my Retroid Pocket Flip 2. This is the result of 20+ years of untouched weed management in Animal Crossing.
Gruff ran straight at me, happy to see me. So I ran away.
Then on the next screen Robin was singing, but stopped immediately when I showed up. Then she gave me the side-eye like "Who the fuck is THIS asshole???" She does NOT trust me.
Then the penguin ran straight at me, until her beak hit me. Then she ran away. Like, straight up assault, and then runs off.
So I stopped by the police station. They were of no help. As per usual with police. Dim witted, and overly aggressive.
Can't a guy just walk into a cutesy town, filled with colorful characters, and just enjoy a night on the town, after not visiting for 20 years??? I mean, yes, I am wearing a black poncho with skulls on it, and a matching black viking hat with horns. So what?
There are SO MANY WEEDS!!!!
I wish I had the switch's ability to record the last 30 seconds of gameplay as a video.
I walked up to a table, where a wolf was selling some drink. I'm still getting used to the controls. Instead of talking to him, I hit his table with a shovel. To which he starts laughing, with text around his head that says "Ha ha ha ha"
And the whole time, even before I did that Derwin would not stop laughing. Then I hit the table, and he stopped laughing, looked over, and started nonstop laughing again.
Guys......I think Derwin might be high at hhe cherry blossoms festival.