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ffishy lemmy.today1Hide 1 replyTotal Dan move. Hooked up with a carny, realized the head was so good because she didn't have any teeth. Dude should be doubling down and getting a second helping of funnel cake but he's running.53
Total Dan move. Hooked up with a carny, realized the head was so good because she didn't have any teeth. Dude should be doubling down and getting a second helping of funnel cake but he's running.
She brought out the clean makeup before he was ready. Again.
I do not get the caption
Dan was unmoved by the haiku.