Spyke

I’ve tried offering them my uncovered hairless leg as a sacrifice but they still insist on doing the zzzzZzzZZzZzzzz around my ears when I try to sleep. 😔

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piefed.world

A light methylated lotion is much more effective and quite cooling in the spring and summer.

It has been my experience in life that people who complain about simple problems do so because they want an audience. People who want solutions to simple problems, find them quickly and easily and quietly.

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zeejooreply
thelemmy.club

That second paragraph makes you sound like a terminally online douche

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piefed.world

Says the guy with an account not even three weeks old

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That would suggest I don't spend much time online, the opposite of the insult I used.

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They move down your legs and bite my ankles? Well gods, man, do me a favour and address that!

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Do you put the sunscreen on your manpelt to keep it fresh longer, or do you wear it yourself under the manpelt?

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You reached the end

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