The Reds have failed you all, fellow Button Enjoyers, and for that I apologize.
The Reds were meant to be the last stronghold to keep The Button alive. Dozens of us held off our push in the name of longevity.
But it lasted less than a meager 24 hours.. we have failed, and for that, my comrades, I am sorry.
Don't worry. I'm an anarchist. We're used to that.