I think I have a new mental illness for medical science to classify. It's kinda like dyslexia, but more severe and more selective at the same time.

Every headline I read that identifies what Trump said or did, my brain makes the letters jump around on the page and re-interprets it as some variation of the following theme:

"Trump reaches into his diaper with both hands pulls out fistfulls of shit and smears it on his face, the walls and the people around him. He then proceeds to lick his fingers and looks to his stunned audience for approval and gets really mad when he doesn't get praise and a burger."

Fascinating.

Edit: Some suggestions on naming the condition:

"Trump Induced Metaphorically Correct Synopsis Syndrome".

"Post Traumatic Executive Summary Disorder"

If this war means us Europeans get a backbone and stop pandering to morons then this is a good thing.

"The U.S.A. will REMEMBER!!!" Trump added.

Quiet, piggy! You senile motherfucker cannot even remember what you said this morning, or when they last changed your diaper.

FUCK YOU donald j tRump, you fucking pedophile.

"Freedom Fries are back on the menu, boys!"

All these years we have vilified immigrants, visible minorities, gays, etc... when the real danger were, are and will always be, morons...

Would someone just put this pedophile piece of shit out of his misery? he's almost begging for it. Purely politically speaking or otherwise.

Chad Spain