EEtterra lemmy.world8Hide 8 repliesHello France? The American people here. We'd like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.34Reply
SSpendrill replylemm.ee6Hide 6 repliesThing one: You don't need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share. Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they'll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.41Reply
HHyperdinobeast replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesWe just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro22Reply
AAstroturfed replylemmy.worldI heard the Irish are still here and are the problem. We just need to go back to the original scapegoat and eliminate it as the source.5Reply
EEtterra replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyHave you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we're absolutely saturated with politicians. We'll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.2Reply
SSpendrill replylemm.eeMight I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.1Reply
CaptainBlagbird replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyProbably a non-functional model where the blade is screwed tight at that position 🤔2Reply
SSchlemmy replylemmy.mlThere are supposed to be only a few working guillotines in France but they allegedly lie in a museum cellar somewhere.1Reply
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Hello France? The American people here. We'd like to request an order for, oh, say, 50,000 units? That ought to be enough to get started.
Thing one: You don't need 50, 000 start with 50 and make people share.
Thing two: Give the American People guillotines and they'll completely miss the point and do the McCarthy witch-hunts again.
We just have to genocide one more minority group and your quality of life will improve, trust me bro
I heard the Irish are still here and are the problem. We just need to go back to the original scapegoat and eliminate it as the source.
Politicians are a minority group.
Have you been to America? This place is freaking huge and we're absolutely saturated with politicians. We'll need 50,000 just to get started because those things weigh a ton.
Might I suggest installing them in state capitals then? Tends to be where the worst infestations are.
Robespierre has entered the chat.
I wonder who that's for
Ask not for whom the guillotines, it tines for thee.
It's probably for a noble cause
Probably a non-functional model where the blade is screwed tight at that position 🤔
There are supposed to be only a few working guillotines in France but they allegedly lie in a museum cellar somewhere.
any day now...
Y'all got anymore of that routine maintenance? We need some.
Getting ready....