Tlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid I wish I lived on a beach so I could go for long walks on themView original on lemmy.world375Comments23
Banana sh.itjust.works5Hide 5 repliesGirl the speed with which i sent this to my partner would break sound barriers.72
AAnarchoEngineer replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyOf course it would, wireless messaging relies on photons which travel at light speed74
SSlovene85 replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesJust as long as it doesn't break the laws of physics.12
SSlovene85 replysh.itjust.worksThat's it! Go to the hyper room! https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Bg6xGMAHuH84
GGonzako lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyPls my heart cant take it anymore just tell me if you want me to imprint your shape onto my matress64
obnomus lemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesEverytime I open this app, I get reminded how alone I'm. Nice meme though lol.32
samus12345 replysh.itjust.works3Hide 3 repliesHad to look it up, "down bad" is slang for being intensely infatuated, attracted, or desperate for a specific person's attention, often to the point of losing one's dignity.23
FFushuan [he/him] replylemmy.blahaj.zoneShorthand for "I am badly down for sex". "I am down for X" being an idiom for you being available and wanting for X.6
DDrusas replyfedia.ioI need to keep up with these things better so that I can make my niblings fake-uncomfortable in a couple of years.2
SSaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesmove the treadmill next to a bath of water and spread sand and broken glass on it.-14
LLost_My_Mind replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWow....your beaches kinda sound like they aren't maintained at all.17
Girl the speed with which i sent this to my partner would break sound barriers.
Of course it would, wireless messaging relies on photons which travel at light speed
Tell that to my ISP
Just as long as it doesn't break the laws of physics.
🎀ooooopsie!🎀 🤭
That's it! Go to the hyper room! https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Bg6xGMAHuH8
Pls my heart cant take it anymore just tell me if you want me to imprint your shape onto my matress
Now that's a sentence every brat wants to hear :,)
Everytime I open this app, I get reminded how alone I'm. Nice meme though lol.
Nice use of I'm!
it's
Down bad. Down?
Had to look it up, "down bad" is slang for being intensely infatuated, attracted, or desperate for a specific person's attention, often to the point of losing one's dignity.
Wow, I never would have guessed that at all.
Shorthand for "I am badly down for sex". "I am down for X" being an idiom for you being available and wanting for X.
Uh-oh.
Horned up.
I need to keep up with these things better so that I can make my niblings fake-uncomfortable in a couple of years.
NSFW? 🙂
My boss read this over my shoulder and started furiously masturbating 😞
move the treadmill next to a bath of water and spread sand and broken glass on it.
Wow....your beaches kinda sound like they aren't maintained at all.
Even the nice things suck these days.