Spyke

I actually have a t-shirt with that slogan (minus "sets"). I was an investor in Splunk and the tee was from their presentation during SXSW.

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I hace to say that, seeing this response in my inbox without context was very, VERY, confusing.

All they know how to do is

  • Eat ram? Like the horned animal?!?
  • Hog power? Whaa...what do you mean they have the power of hogs?!?
  • Lie? Ok, I got that one, but in combination with the other two, I was perplexed.

I was so confused until I clicked the context.

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Fatalreply
piefed.social

There's definitely a yo momma joke in there somewhere

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Pennomireply
lemmy.world

Yo momma so fat she ate 1 Trillion parameters for breakfast

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I'd rather have a partner that eventually after several months of love, afection and understanding sells my organs to a black market who's higher biter is a 76 y/o Vietnamese crypto bro with liver failure from Absinthe consumption

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lemmy.world

My wife was a model. Warden said she was the best behaved innate he's ever had.

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lemmy.ca

But why does it need dating? Is someone confused about it's age?

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would that be the 1981-1983 DMC-12 or the 1974 Gran Torino V8 Sport? cause those are the only models I am willing to date. the human models are too damn expensive to maintain.

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