There is a significant portion of the lds membership who believe the "lost ten tribes of israel" were taken to other planets, to be returned as a sign of the second coming 🤷♂️
Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!" I looked, and behold, there was a pink horse. The one riding on it had two guns, and laser eyes were given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.
This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser beam eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.
There is a significant portion of the lds membership who believe the "lost ten tribes of israel" were taken to other planets, to be returned as a sign of the second coming 🤷♂️
It's missing a rainbow. Preferably coming out of the unicorn's ass.
If you inspect closely, this unicorn has wings. That would make this an Alicorn!
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Also known as the Pegacorn …
So the rainbow shoots out the cock then?
Is this the one where Good and Evil American natives fight for a pair of golden plates you can only read from inside a hat?
You laugh but when separated out each plate is a deadly weapon, a quality unmatched by a flimsy Bible page
Come over here and say that to my Arc of the Covenant
Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!" I looked, and behold, there was a pink horse. The one riding on it had two guns, and laser eyes were given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.
Wow, so this is what the Mormon Jesus was doing in the three days he visited America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser beam eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.
He's not cruci-fucking around!
I'm sorry, is this the new cover for the Book of Mormon?
OK but WINGS on the unicorn? As if anybody would believe a holy man rides a flying horse.
I see what you did there, HIGH FIVE
Red Bull gives you wings.
The Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo sequel is much better than the original. Jesus smites the fuck out of non-believers!!🤘
Amen.
If it wasn't for the hand holding the book I'd think this was slop going by the ammmo belts...
Its fantastic either way, though