Guess which one he won't be riding tonight.

Wait 5 years. she finally figures out he wasn’t really joking.

A pointless display that only benefits you, and has countless costs for those forced to endure it.

Also, a wedding.

"Here honey, I've unstuck your dress from the brake calipers"

Equally a waste of money.

Divorce prep

Misogyny

Don’t worry baby, I trade them all in for new ones after 5 years.

"Bald Man"

Important things in life.

What I Love is Money

I know baby, I know baby, calm down, it's OK, I'll get you a professionally detailed tomorrow.

Im NOT driving with this! Clean it up!

wife bad

"No More Single Use Products"

...at least one useful second use for that unnecessary amount of white cloth. Maybe a bit early though.