Your prayers have been answered, next up: childless airline
Don't ask me for translation, just google Corendon xd
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Interesting.Their website is a standard flight booking affair, and they definitely sell tickets for children. They literally have a photo of a happy family on holiday as the first image you see.
Special flights perhaps?
Its a european company, i will look up the article link one moment . Plane has a separate part of the cabin where it house seperate 93 seats where only adults beyond 16 of age are allowed access to, for the extra premium of 40€ per seat.
https://www.bfmtv.com/international/europe/une-compagnie-aerienne-neerlandaise-introduit-une-zone-sans-enfant-une-premiere-en-europe_AN-202309010481.html
hope this is translatable cause its in french. maybe check their sales dept for info maybe, if the booking option doesn't show up on their site
I'd gladly pay that price to not have to listen to a baby crying for 10 hours from Amsterdam back home. That was probably one of the worst flights I've been on.
Just put em in the overhead.
medieval problems require medieval solutions
Or transport them like pets. I would rather have a dog next to me than a coughing child
You won't be able to blame children for farts anymore
No child’s pathetic digestive tract could possibly hope to brew the gaseous violence that I unleash upon my fellow airline patrons.
thats the case with any public transport: farts are unpredictable and the whole group have to bear with the emissions of a single passenger. one could make use of a 3M hepa mask if questionable odors are very bothering..
Adults farts way more and way more stinky than children
What the fuck
Just noticing my own farts as i grew and same for my peers
ok man geez
Yeah when I was a kid i was grossed out by my parent's farts and other old people's farts, now I'm the gross old person farting as well💀
glad I engaged in this conversation
Between each exchange I've farted over a hundred times, and i had to air it out each time
Did you know that Corendon also makes lots of money from deportations?
alot of airlines also make deportations, but probably in a less obvious way..anyway blame france that wants to bomb niger, and then the rest of european countries will have to bear the consequences, Italy in particular
I hated the answer of one of the airlines against having childfree spaces: "I have two words for you: ear plugs"