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lemmy.world

No argument here.

Can you at least give us humans a dignified death?

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Davel23reply
fedia.io

I don't think we deserve "dignified".

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Don't worry. When they finally build the intergalactic bypass, our deaths might no be dignified, but they'll be quick.

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lemmy.world

Really? Not cats? They can bathe themselves and hide their own leavings.

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other_catreply
piefed.zip

Unfortunately, when the aliens attempted to pick them up, they turned cat-liquid and slid away.

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They should instead have made a container for the cats to fit their liquidity into. After all, "if I fits, I sits" is an axiom. (That said, cats never follow the rules so...:-P)

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My cat turns into a running chainsaw with no handle when you pick him up.

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