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lemmy.world

I thought have the second dress as a sexy nurse, then another as a sexy cop. Then I realized I just ordering strippers for my own funeral.

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Eh-Ireply
lemmy.world

Sorry! Can't hear you! The DJ I hired is here! And I'm dead! 🎉🎉⚰️⚰️🎉🎉

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lemmy.today

You joke but I've told all my friends that's what I want. Send me off with a bang. Have some fun. Pop a keg or two

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lemmy.world

Fairy certain everyone will assume it is an affair / secret lover. What you need is two guys in suits to open the casket right before it's lowered stab the corpse with a sword then announce "The thirteenth hour is at hand" then leave.

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