whaaat theres icing? >~< ive only had carrot cake with- just carrots.... and cake >v< with nothin ontop--- and it was great! the cake wasnt try, it was since and soft and a but.... damp still which was great-<3
I agree. It would be absolutely terrifying if I were just swarmed by titties on Halloween. Blinded by their assault on my unshielded eyes. Held in place by both my terror and the unyielding heft of dozens of breasts against my hands. That would be haunting.
Funny, but there's no way they actually tried making eyeballs - these were intentional.
What, you don't put Red Hot nipples on your eyeball cookies?
It was probably black with a brown iris, but got washed out
Probably red, like spooky bloodshot eyes.
Then faded in baking
Yup, almost certainly made for breast cancer awareness.
hey! my, um… eyes… are up here!
chloe!!!! yesyes i can see ur eyes ~ (dunno if i asked this already, but im wondering: do u like carrot cake?.... yes im still excited about that 🥕)
haiii maria!! :3
yes i do like carrot cake! :3 it’s not my favourite but it is good! (tho tbh i think I like the carrot cake icing more than the cake itself 😅)
whaaat theres icing? >~< ive only had carrot cake with- just carrots.... and cake >v< with nothin ontop--- and it was great! the cake wasnt try, it was since and soft and a but.... damp still which was great-<3
What is happening here?
Just a friendly convo about carrot cake?
Honestly this is scarier
I agree. It would be absolutely terrifying if I were just swarmed by titties on Halloween. Blinded by their assault on my unshielded eyes. Held in place by both my terror and the unyielding heft of dozens of breasts against my hands. That would be haunting.
If they were soft, warm and fleshy I wouldn't mind. But these dry and cracked monstrosities are a whole different story!
Everything reminds me of her.
I should call her…
I'll eat that
Good cookies, just wrong holiday to serve them.
Titscuits
That was my stripper name.
is something I'd like to say more often.
October is breast cancer awareness month, so it even remains relevant!
Looks like my shitty almond paste cookies
why you jumpscaring us like that? 😭
Tbh I screenshotted my cookies but lemmy uoloaded the last thing I copied and I just rolled with it
show the cookies now! 😤
Monstrosity
were they at least somewhat tasty?
Oh god no
Charge your battery
I need a new phone 🪫
Poor saggy things
Bro, we just had a post about this, natural is natural.
Less scary than MrBeast.
Wear the costume of Saint Agatha. In many classical paintings she is represented carrying a tray with her own mutjlated breast on it
works too i guess?
Well that's serendipitous.
That's why he should have specified he had the power to choose to turn things to tits!
would
It's the little baking victories that makes the day.
I want some of these in the waiting room at the mammogram clinic.