news·Newsbyreturn2ozma BlackRock fund limits withdrawals as redemptions rattle private credithttps://www.reuters.com/business/blackrock-limits-withdrawals-private-credit-fund-redemptions-mount-2026-03-06/Open linkView original on lemmy.world110Comments14Reply
TropicalDingdong replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesI have no idea. I have no concept of modern media beyond their abstractions in meme form. I haven't watched a new movie since Batman & Robin in 1997.10Reply
sp3ctr4l replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesUh me, unironically. Time for everybody to find out how much of their pensions and 401ks were actually just made up nonsense gambling in unaudited private credit and equity firms.5Reply
sp3ctr4l replylemmy.dbzer0.comThats... probably a bit high. But, because these people barely have to publish any actual numbers... fucking maybe!1Reply
bbitteroldcoot piefed.social1Hide 1 replythis is so much like 2008 it is scary. And this isn't the only thing going on, https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/goldman-sachs-head-financial-crisis-similar-crash We are headed into a very bad place.40Reply
iin_my_honest_opinion replypiefed.socialIt's gonna be so much worse. There aren't any adults in the room. The American economy is about to be a rugpull22Reply
osaerisxero kbin.melroy.orgAlways a positive sign when withdrawals are being limited, perfectly normal, line go up, etc, etc27Reply
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whats this image from?
The Cabin In The Woods
I have no idea. I have no concept of modern media beyond their abstractions in meme form. I haven't watched a new movie since Batman & Robin in 1997.
dang. that movie was that bad, huh?
I saw this:
and I thought.. yeah no need.
Nothing could ever top that.
Uh me, unironically.
Time for everybody to find out how much of their pensions and 401ks were actually just made up nonsense gambling in unaudited private credit and equity firms.
100% of them
Thats... probably a bit high.
But, because these people barely have to publish any actual numbers... fucking maybe!
this is so much like 2008 it is scary. And this isn't the only thing going on,
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/goldman-sachs-head-financial-crisis-similar-crash
We are headed into a very bad place.
It's gonna be so much worse. There aren't any adults in the room. The American economy is about to be a rugpull
Always a positive sign when withdrawals are being limited, perfectly normal, line go up, etc, etc
So tired of the winning.