Copilot swallows your browser. You're welcome
https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/05/microsoft_adds_a_sidepane_for/Open linkView original on lemmy.worldhttps://www.theregister.com/2026/03/05/microsoft_adds_a_sidepane_for/Open linkView original on lemmy.world
Remember the 2001 antitrust lawsuit where the U.S. government accused Microsoft of illegally monopolizing the web browser market for Windows?
Looks like Microslop is on their way to make Robert X. Cringely's words a reality: "now the only way Microsoft can die is by suicide."
Misleading headline.
Should be: copilot adds functionality to open links inside of it's own sandboxed copy of the browser.
Copilot sucks, fuck AI and the hellscape it's creating on our planet, but, dear news media: please use accurate headlines.
Copilot deepthroats your browser with a condom wrapped around it.
Closer?
Edit: I'm just gonna apologize in advance. This seemed funny in my head and I stand by that but I fully acknowledge this might also be stupid as fuck.
Vore fans are surely collectively rejoicing about now