Rep. Dan Crenshaw ousted by primary challenger to his right
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From his right ? I bet he didn’t see it coming.
Lol goddammit I came here to say this.
Just fyi he shortens the word "right" to "arrrr," mateys.
Terrible person gets replaced by the devil incarnate. Love this timeline /s.
I hope not worse than Valentina Gomez (who got completely pummeled in her primary thank God).
Typical villain betrayal arc where he gets pierced from behind by an even powerful villain.
Won't someone please think of the poor starving Onion headlines?!?!