To be happy you don't have to change your routine, just your goals! Nothing wrong with getting your affirmations from your same-gender friends instead, because they will give you the confidence that will appeal to the person you want to fuck.
Part 2 of this meme is where I say that women want skinny men with good eyeliner and men want tall, buff women with abs. Stay tuned, it's premiering 8PM CST
One of my litmus tests for men in a relationship is whether or not they'll permit me to give them a piggyback ride. If their ego is too fragile, then that's usually a dealbreaker lol
You ain't wrong. I have gorgeous eyes (my lashes are the one area I've got lush hair. They're as long as fake lashes) and back when I was skinny I got occasional model work.
I need an androgynous guy that has the waistline of one of my legs (I'm a bear, okay), but the strength to toss me across the room into bed while simultaneously carrying our dinner on a platter in the other hand, without even a change in their breaths.
To be happy you don't have to change your routine, just your goals! Nothing wrong with getting your affirmations from your same-gender friends instead, because they will give you the confidence that will appeal to the person you want to fuck.
Gym bros would do well to put on a little makeup and smile more
Part 2 of this meme is where I say that women want skinny men with good eyeliner and men want tall, buff women with abs. Stay tuned, it's premiering 8PM CST
As a bisexual man, both points are true
Would I lie?
Tall buff tomboy gf that will protect my frail ass is a dream <( ' ' <)
One of my litmus tests for men in a relationship is whether or not they'll permit me to give them a piggyback ride. If their ego is too fragile, then that's usually a dealbreaker lol
You ain't wrong. I have gorgeous eyes (my lashes are the one area I've got lush hair. They're as long as fake lashes) and back when I was skinny I got occasional model work.
but then mascara starts running when the lifts get strong
On one hand, I don't find huge muscles attractive.
On the other, I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6'6'', 260lbs ass one handed like a toddler.
This right here.
I need an androgynous guy that has the waistline of one of my legs (I'm a bear, okay), but the strength to toss me across the room into bed while simultaneously carrying our dinner on a platter in the other hand, without even a change in their breaths.
Unf, yes.
Muscles are so attractive though, most gymbros just overdo it. I'm thinking more greek god/statue, less Arnold.
Aspirational, this is why I lift.
Sex?
Yes please.
40 hours a week on makeup? I need to step up my game. I'm only spending 4.5 hours a day on my makeup.
When I get home from work I want to have to hunt for my spouse. Full camo makeup or nothing
Disagree. As a guy, girls with winged eyeliner make me weak.
Can confirm, I find women who wear loud makeup instead of going leaps and bounds for the expensive "no makeup" makeup look quite attractive 🌈
It's okay for eyeshadow to have colors